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All 5 Transformers Movies, Ranked From Bad to Worst

June 20, 2017
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Michael Bay is fourth on our list of highest grossing directors of all time. What does that mean? Nothing!! Yes, he makes movies that a large segment of audiences love to watch on the big screen but the truth is–and this may sound bitter to many–he hasn’t made a single good film in his career. Remember, box office success doesn’t mean a good film; it just means people were willing to pay money to see the film in the theater. I know many may disagree, but let me ask this: How many of you remember a piece of dialogue or an exceptionally touching moment from any of his films?

While you think about that question, we ranked the list of all Transformers movies in order of bad to worst. This time, I haven’t written specifically about each of his films (can you imagine the torture that would be?), but instead have quoted some funny IMDb user reviews.

5. Transformers (2007)

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“Transformers is a disgustingly bloated and self-indulgent piece of crap. Sadly, my theater must not have gotten the euphoria inducing gas that apparently other theaters got, causing me to gush over this film like other people.”

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4. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

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“This is the worst high-budget movie, I’ve ever seen ! Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen represents everything wrong with movies today. It seems worried that the audience will get bored by even a minute of plot that it bombards with explosion after explosion.”

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3. Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

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“If it were possible to give a movie a negative score it would most certainly be this awful piece of Hollywood CGI garbage. I am not one to hate a movie solely on the fact that there is a lot of CGI used. There is a fight scene about every 15-20 minutes all throughout this 3 hour hell ride. By the time the end fight scene rolls around you will be begging for it to be over and quickly.”

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2. Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

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“Dear Mr Bay After recently viewing your latest movie I couldn’t help but feel you need a few tips on: a) General movie making and plot writing b) Making a Transformers movie Although I know nothing of these I feel I could still do a much, much better job than you did with your latest movie.”

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1. Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

“45 minutes of narration, 45 minutes of exposition, 30 minutes of not having a clue what’s going on plus the terrible one liners that every character seems obliged to mutter and a few good CGI moments all mixed up and put together by a blind editor( who must have graduated last in his class from the university of western Samoa editors course) on the first day of his new job”

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